Can I get a doctor's note?

So, this is hilarious, recent Family Guy episode, Osama gets a note from his doctor because he does not want to do a suicide bombing.

Handicapped Trucker

Handicapped Trucker, originally uploaded by johnsunseasurf.

The driver of this truck is polishing his bumper parked in a handicapped spot in Clearwater, Florida.

Yosemite

Just back from Yosemite and California, took a few pics which are
here
, had an interesting wilderness adventure, capped off by the flight crew on my flight home
asking, "is there a doctor on board?", to which I did in fact respond in the affirmative.

It's kinda hard to use those crappy stethoscopes in the medical kit they give you on the plane when you are at 20,000 feet...and they give you the entire drug kit for the ACLS protocols, but no cardiac monitoring equipment other than a sphygmomanometer, thank heavens I didn't have to run a code at altitude...